| Wife's Birthday...
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he
said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has
everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so
I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a
certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she
wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to take his
friend's advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my
suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," Adam replied.
"Did she like it?"
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and
ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!" |
