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| ADULT JOKES |
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| This week's joke... |
A little girl asked her mum if she could take her dog for a walk around
the block?"
Mum replies, "No, because she's on heat."
What's that mean?" asked the child.
Mum replies, "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, can I take
Fluffy for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog
was on heat, and to come to you."
Dad replies, "Bring Fluffy over here darling."
Dad take a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubs the dog's backside
with it and says, "Okay darling, you can go now, but keep Fluffy on
the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl leaves, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
the leash.
Surprised, Dad asks, "Darling, where's Fluffy?
The little girl replies, "Daddy, she ran out of petrol about
halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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