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With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer (the manufacturer of Viagra) is bringing
forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance
of men in today's society...
DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips
caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost,
compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to
actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge
to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and
"little accidents."
COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new
clothing.
BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to
buy their sweeties expensive jewellery and gifts after talking this drug
for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued
for a period longer than your favourites store's return limit.
NEGAVIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
NAGASPORTAGRA -This drug had the strange effect of making men want to
turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family
members.
FLATULAGRA -This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases
back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car
rides.
FLYAGRA -This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with
O.F.D.(Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.
PRYAGRA -About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the
test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of
other people. Note:
Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into "special
prosecutors.
LIAGRA -This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked
about their sexual affairs. Will be available Regular, Grand Jury and
Presidential Strength versions.
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