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Two Hands and a Face...
A man went into the jewellers shop. When the beautiful blonde assistant
said, "Can I help you?" he flopped his penis on to the
counter.
Unperturbed, she looked him in the eye and said, "This is not a
cock shop, it is a clock shop."
Just as cool, he replied, "Well, can you put two hands and a face
on it?"
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