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| This week's joke... |
Two good friends, a white guy and a black American were in a bar arguing
over which of them could have sex the most number or times in one night.
Both guys thinking of themselves as ultimate sex machines decided to
settle the issue by going to a brothel for the evening to find out who
could do it the most.
Now in the brothel, both guys choose their lady of preference and
proceed to their respective rooms to begin their conquest.
The white guy energetically has sex with his lady and after finishing
reached up and marked a line on the wall with a pencil, then falls
asleep. He wakes up after a couple of hours and has sex again, this time
a little less enthusiastically. Again, he reaches up and marks another
line on the wall, and again falls asleep. He wakes up again after about
an hour but this time decides he needs more rest and falls asleep.
The next morning, the black guy barges into the white guy's room to see
how his friend did. The black guy takes one look at the wall and
surprisingly says, “Shiiiiiit, you da man. Eleven times? You beat me
by three!"
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