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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station.
They approached the gas pumps and one of them said to it "
Greetings,
Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader".
The gas pump of course did not respond. The alien repeated the greeting
and there was still no response. Annoyed by what he perceived as the gas
pump's haughty attitude the alien drew his ray gun and said impatiently,
"Greetings Earthling, we come in peace. How dare you ignore us this
way?
Take us to your leader or I will fire."
The other alien shouted to his companion, "No, you must not anger
him....", but before he could finish his warning the first alien
fired.
There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the
desert where they landed in a heap.
When they finally regained consciousness the one who fired turned to the
other one and said "What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us.
How did you know it was so dangerous?"
The other alien answered, "If there is one thing I have learned in
my travel around the galaxy it's if a guy has a penis he can wrap around
himself twice and then stick in his own ear, you don't screw around with
him."
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