A man is visiting his wife in a hospital where she has
been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her
left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a
sigh.
The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign
and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is
any reaction.
The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from
his wife.
He rushes out and tells the doctor. The doctor says this is amazing
and is a real break-through.
The doctor then suggests the man should go in and try oral sex,
saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want
the man to be embarrassed.
The man goes in, and then comes out about five minutes later, white
as a sheet and shacking. The doctor asks the man "What's wrong. How
did your wife react to oral sex?”. Still in shock, the man replies,
"She’s dead doc". The doctor says, "What
happened". The man replies, "She choked doc. She just
shocked."
