Three dogs were in a cage at the city pound. A
Pit Bull, a German Shepherd and a Great Dane.
The Pit Bull says to the others:
"I was eating my dinner and my owner’s two year old niece
tried to take my food away, so I bit her on the hand and now they are
going to put me to sleep."
The German Shepherd says:
"I chewed up my owner’s shoes yesterday and just for that they
are going to put me to sleep"
After a few moments of silence, the Pit Bull looks at the Great Dane
and says:
What you in for buddy?”
The Great Dane replies:
"Well you see, my owner is a beautiful 22 year old woman. The
other day she came out of the shower and bent over in front of me, so I
mounted her and did my thing. I just could help it"
The Pit Bull replies:
"Wo, bummer, I guess you are here to be put to sleep as
well?"
The Great Dam replies:
"No, she sent me here to have my nails clipped!"
