In a long line of frustrated people waiting for a bank
teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in
front of him.
In shock & surprise, the man in front quickly turned around and
snarled, "Just what the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a massage
therapist and I could see how frustrated and tense you’ve become, so I
just had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my
art!"
The guy replies, "That's the most ridiculous & stupidest
thing I've ever heard!". "I work for the TAX office. Do you
see me screwing the person in front of me?"
