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S-t-u-t-t-e-r
A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop
stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor
for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your
problem. Your penis is 12 inches long. It weighs so much it is pulling
on your lungs, causing you to stutter." So the man asks,
"What's he cure, doctor?". To which the doctor replies,
"We have to cut off 6 inches." The man thinks about it, and
eager to cure his stuttering, agrees to the operation. The operation is
a success, and he stops stuttering.
Two months later he calls the doctor and tells him that since he had the
6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love
life has gone down the tubes. He wants the doctor to operate to put back
the six inches. Not hearing anything on the line, he repeats himself,
"Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my 6 inches back!"
Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-uck Y-y-you!
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