Short but true story
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided
to get married.
My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me.
My girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near
me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near
anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and
she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and
did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make
love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked
straight toward my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.