| A day at the Racetrack...
Three fellas had been at a race track
all day and they hadn’t picked a winner.
All they had left was twenty bucks.
"Ok fellas’" said
one,"We’ll put the last twenty on the last race, but we haven’t
had any luck so how are we gonna pick this horse?
Another says’"Well lets
measure the size of each of our penises and add the lengths together and
that’s the horse we’ll bet on."
Number Twelve. A fifty to one shot.
It wins by three lengths!
The three rejoice. Until one
says," How are we gonna split the money? I think I should get half
since my penis is 6 inches long."
"Well mine is 4 inches so I
should get a third." says the second.
"Wait
a god damn minute you fellas if I hadn’t had a hard on you would have
bet on Number Eleven." |
