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| This week's joke... |
| Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed
there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his
wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his
penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a
sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too
embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a
few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashamed. His wife could see
at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong,
Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had
this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God,
Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I
mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got
fired too." |
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