| Pass the Pepper...
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in
first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off.
The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is
hallucinating. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out
his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't
believe that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man
sneezes yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off. The
woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three
times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from
your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are
you?" The man replies, "I'm sorry to have disturbed you,
ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an
orgasm." The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you
taking for it? "The man looks at her and says,
"Pepper." |
