| New recruit
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Get me a fucking cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"
The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are fucking talking to, you idiot?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.
"Thank fuck for that!" replied the trainee and put down the phone. |
