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New watch...
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that
Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. "Did you get that for
your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope." replied
Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?". Again Jimmy
says "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" asks
Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and
Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave
me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely
jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That
night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the
unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide
open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid
stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want now?"
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the
corner and watch, but keep quiet."
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