A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He
finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.
The next day the wife feeling bad about what happened decided to buy
her husband a gift, and since he was an avid golfer she went to the pro
shop where he usually played golf. She talked with the pro and he
suggested a putter and he showed her one of his finest.
"How much is it?" she asked.
"One hundred and fifty dollars," he replied.
She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.
"But it comes with an inscription," he said.
"What kind of inscription?" she asked.
"Whatever you wish," he explained, "but one of the old
golfers favourites is, 'NEVER UP, NEVER IN.'"
"Oh, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife. "That's
what started the argument in the first place!"
