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Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed
up on the shore.
She started to rub it and out popped a genie.
"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad this year,
and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I
have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need
money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, I'll
have all the money I could ever want. I would like to get rid of these
love handles, though. Yes, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my
love handles removed."
Poof! –
And just like that her ears were gone.
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