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| ADULT JOKES |
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| This week's joke... |
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the
desert without water. his horse has already died of thirst. He's
crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last, when
all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several
yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand,
and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out
pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue
Service ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her
pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I work.
You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man, "I'm not going
to trust a TAX auditor genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it
looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and
drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen.
And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. "OK,
cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man says "I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the government offers you anything, there's going to be strings
attached. |
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