A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce.
The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said:
"Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with pain and
labour. the child should be in my custody".
The Judge turns to the husband and says:
"What do you have to say in your defence?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. Then, he slowly rose.
"You're Honour. If I put my money in a vending machine and a
Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it - the machine's or mine?"
