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| ADULT JOKES |
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| This week's joke... |
Maureen & Mike, landed on Mars after accumulating enough frequent
flier miles. Soon after their arrival they met a very nice Martian
couple and decided to invite them for lunch. Over lunch, the couples
pleasantly exchanged the different ways of living on Earth & Mars.
Suddenly the subject of SEX comes up. "Just how do you guys do it
on Mars?" asked Maureen.
The male Martian responded, "I think pretty much the way you guys
do it on Earth."
The discussion about SEX become so interesting, the couples decided to
swap partners for the night.
Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian
stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had an extremely
small penis, about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
"I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen.
"Why?" he asked. "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach
me!"
"No problem," he said, and proceeded to slap his forehead with
his palm. With each slap, his penis grew until it was impressively long.
"Well," she said, "that's quite impressive, but it's
still pretty narrow."
"No problem," he said, and started pulling his ears. With each
pull, his penis grew wider and wider.
"Wow!" she exclaimed, that’s perfect. They had wild
passionate SEX all night.
The next day, the couples joined their normal partners and went their
separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asked Maureen, "Well, was
it any good?"
"I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was
unbelievably great. How about you?"
Mike replies, "It was horrible. All I got was a huge headache. I
don’t understand what was wrong with her. All night she kept slapping
my forehead and pulling my ears."
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