The doctor told a man that masturbating before sex
often helped men last longer during the act.
The man decided, "What the heck, I'll try it." He spent the
rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his
office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He
considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he
realized his solution.
On the way home from work, he pulled his car over on the side of the
highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if examining the vehicle.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at his pants leg.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes
shut and replied
"What?"
A voice answered,
"This is the police. What in the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it looks like
it's busted. The cop replies, "Well, you better check your brakes
as well. Your car rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
