“Johnny, How was school today?”

“Oh, I had sex with my teacher today.”

“Oh my god! Get to your room and wait till your father gets home.”

That night, Little Johnnies Father comes home from work. Upon greeting his Wife he is told,

“Johnny has been very bad today. I sent him to his room and I want you to go and talk to him.”

So he goes up to his son’s room and asks him,

“So why is your Mother mad with you, Johnny?”

“Oh, I told her I had sex with my teacher today.” Replied the boy.

“Allright! That’s my boy!” says Dad. “Ya know son, women just don’t think like men do, but I’m proud of you. What are you know about ten, right? Wow that’s great. I’m so proud of you I’m going to take you to the shop and buy you the new shiny bike you’ve been wanting.”

So Little Johnny and his Dad go out and buy the nicest, reddest, shiniest bike in the whole town.

“You gonna ride it home, Johnny?” asks Dad.