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Little Jonny...
Little Jonny was in maths class one day and the teacher asks him "Jonny
if there are 5 birds sitting on a power line, and a farmer comes and
shoots 2 of them, how many birds are left on the powerline?"
Jonny thinks about it and answers, "None"
The teacher replies, "No, there would be 3 left, but why did you
say none?"
Jonny replies "The others would have flown away when they heard the
gun go off"
The teacher smiles and says "I like the way you think "
Little Jonny thinks to himself and then says "Miss, can I ask you a
question?"
"Sure" she replies.
"Miss if there are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating icecreams,
the first one is licking her icecream, the second is sucking her
icecream and the third is biting hers"
"Which one is married?"
The teacher thinks hard about it, not sure what to answer and says,
"the one sucking her icecream"
Little Jonny says "No, the one with the wedding band on her finger,
but I like the way you think"
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