A man met a beautiful lady and he decided that he
wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know
anything about each other." He said, "That's alright. We'll
learn about each other as we go along."
She consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a
very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got
up off of his towel, climbed up to the ten-meter board and did a two and
a half tuck gainer. This was followed by three rotations in jackknife
position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the
towel. She said, "That was incredible!" He said, "I used
to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more
about ourselves as we went along."
She got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about
thirty laps, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out
of breath.
He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance
swimmer?" No," she said. "I was a hooker in Venice and I
worked both sides of the canal."
