| Heart Attack...
A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on
the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm
having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to
grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up
and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's
got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the
wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked,
cowering on the closet floor. "You bastard!!!" says the
husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is
run around the house naked scaring the kids?" |
