| Getting Married...
A guy was watching the game, drinking a few beers and
popping beer nuts into his mouth, when his wife began yelling at him. He
turned his head toward her and accidentally popped a beer nut into his
ear.
Both him and his wife tried and tried but neither could get it out.
"All right:, she said, "let's get you to the hospital."
As they walked outside, their daughter and her boyfriend walked up and
she asked, "where are you and dad going?" The mother said,
"We're off to the hospital, your father has a beer nut caught in
his ear." The boyfriend then asked, "before you go, can I try
to dislodge it?" The boyfriend then stuck two fingers up the
father's nose and told him to blow. The father blew and out popped the
beer nut. The mother then asked the father, "Our daughter's
boyfriend is so intelligent, what do you think he'll be when he grows
up?"
The father replied, "By the smell of his fingers,
our son-in-law"
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