|
|
| ADULT JOKES |
| Brought to you by Uncut DVD |
| This week's joke... |
Four nuns are standing in line to get into heaven.
St. Paul says to the first one, "Have you ever touched a penis”
The nun replies, "Yes I have, but only with my fingers."
St. Paul says, "To cure your sin, dip your fingers in the holy
water before you enter."
Now St. Paul says to the second nun, "Have you ever touched a
penis”
The second nun replies, "Yes I have, with my hands."
St. Paul says, "To cure your sin, dip both your hands in the holy
water before you enter."
Just as the third nun was about to answer, the forth nun swiftly pushes
her aside and shouts out, "IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO GARGLE THAT
WATER AFTER SHE'S STUCK HER ASS IN IT, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!"
|
|
more jokes |
|
|
