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Four inches...
A guy's eating in a restaurant and spots a gorgeous woman sitting all
alone. He calls over his waiter and says, "Send that woman a bottle
of your most expensive champagne, on me." The waiter quickly brings
the champagne over to the woman, and says, "Ma'am, this is from the
gentleman over there." She says to the waiter, "Please tell
him that for me to accept this champagne, he better have a Mercedes in
his garage, a million dollars in the bank, and eight inches in his
pants." The waiter delivers the message, and the guy says,
"Please go back and tell her I have two Mercedes in my garage,
three million dollars in the bank, but I haven't even met her...so why
the fuck would I cut off four inches?"
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