Dr. Parker, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior
college, said during class, "Miss Smith, would you please name the
organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands
to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Smith gasped, blushed deeply, then said freezingly, “Dr. Parker,
I do not think that is a proper question to ask me, you should be asking
a boy. And I assure you my parents will hear of this."
With that she sat down, very red-faced.
Unperturbed, Dr. Parker called on Miss Johnson and asked the same
question. Miss Johnson, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the
eye, in dim light."
"Correct," said Dr. Parker. "And now, Miss Smith, I have
three things to say to you.
One, you have not studied your lesson.
Two, you have a dirty mind.
And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful
disappointment."
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