One night, a man and a woman are at a bar downing a
few beers.
They strike up a conversation and quickly discover that they're both
doctors.
After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey, how about
we sleep together tonight? No strings attached. It'll just be one night
of fun."
The woman agrees. So they go back to her place. She goes into the
bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the
operating room.
She scrubs for a good 10-20 minutes. Finally, she goes into the
bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to
the woman, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?"
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we
started."
"Oh, that makes sense," says the woman.
"You're an anesthesiologist, aren't you?"
"Yeah," says the man, a bit taken aback.
"How did you know?"
The woman answers, "I didn't feel a fucking thing.