| Doctor...
One day a man has a terrible stomach complaint and
goes along to see his doctor. The doctor tells him that he is very ill,
but that he can cure his condition with a course of suppositories
inserted deep into his rectum every 6 hours. "Right" says the
doctor, "bend over and I'll do the first one for you."
The man bends down and the doctor sticks the suppository deep into his
hole. He then gives the man his course and sends him home. At home 6
hours later the man realises that he can't stick the suppository far
enough up, by himself, so he asks his wife to help him insert the
slippery bullet. After explaining to her what to do, the man bends over.
His wife puts one hand on her husband's shoulder to brace herself and
thrusts the suppository really hard into his arse. To her horror the man
lets out a blood curdling scream.
"My God" she cries. "What's the matter? Did I hurt
you?"
"No" replies the man. "But I just realised that when the
doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders."
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