A cucumber, pickle and a penis...
A cucumber, pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "man, my life sucks! Whenever I get big, fat & juicy, someone cuts me up & puts me in a salad."
So the pickle looks at him and says, "you think you have it bad?" Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a
jar."
The penis glared at them both & said, "you guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat & juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, &
bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!"
