Computer Nerd

The head of IBM is enroute to Australia when the Captain announces  that the planes engines are failing and they are going to crash. He looks across at the beautiful blonde sitting  opposite and she asks him. “Please sir I have never had sex, please don’t let me die without having sex.”

He smiled and nodded at her but unfortunately the plane began to spiral out of control and he blacked out.

When his eyes opened he was on the beach of a deserted island. He was completely alone. For three weeks he survived on sea water and coconuts, but he was fading fast. One morning while trying to catch some fish off the beach with a spear he had fashioned from the branch of a tree he noticed a canoe heading in his direction. As it came closer he saw the figure of a beautiful girl,  tanned and sleek from outdoor living. It was the girl from the plane.

“Come with me to my island” said the girl as she paddled up to him.

 So he climbed into the canoe and went with her. When they got to her island his eyes could not believe what he saw. The beach had a two story house built from coconut leaves on it, there was a small vehicle made from logs, a fruit and vegetable orchid.

 “Wow,”  he said  to her, “Look at all this stuff.”

“Yes its incredible what you can do with a little bit of patience, I’ve even built a personal computer from the bark of some of these trees.”  She could see by his condition that he was very hungry so she made a meal fit for king and he ate it all.

After the meal she turn to him and looked him in the eyes, “ But unfortunately there is one thing I can not build.”  her look was seductive and she peeled away the straps of her dress.

“Is there anything more.........you could possible want?” she cooed.