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Q : How do we know that GOD is a Civil Engineer?
A : Because when he designed women who else would put a sewerage outfall next to a recreation zone?
Q : Why did the Rooster cross the Basketball Court?
A: Because he heard the Ref was blowing Fouls.
Q : How do you stop a dog rooting your leg?
A :You suck it’s cock!
Q: What do you call a poofters foreskin?
A: A mudflap
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