| Choose your nationality...
A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He
looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding
the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the
aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is
anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to
today?"
She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in
Chicago."
His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this
meeting?"
"Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular
myths about sexuality."
"And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his
excitement.
She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men
are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man
who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is
the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the
best lovers."
"Very interesting..." the man responds.
Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes.
"I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing
this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?"
The man extends his hand and replies,
"Tonto...Tonto Goldstein. |
