| Chinese Medicine
After a long business trip in China, Harvey finally arrives home. His
Wife immediately pipes up and asks what presents he has brought back
with from the Orient.
"For you my dear, a set of the finest leather suitcases."
He produced the suitcases and she beamed with excitement.
"What is in the little box with the green lid?" she asked
"Ah that is my present." He said with a smile. He lifted
the lid of the box and showed her it’s contents. In it was a Green
Frog.
"What is it?" she enquired.
"This is a Chinese Cock Sucking Frog!" he stated.
" What does it do?" she asked.
"Well dear it does what you don’t!"
"What ever will you do with it ? "she asked.
"Well first I’m going to train it to do the dishes, then the
washing, then the ironing and finally how to pack suitcases!" |
