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At the movies...
At the cinema a man noticed a young woman sitting all by herself. He was
excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and was fingering
herself furiously. He moved to the next seat to her and offered his
help. She welcomed his help, and so the man started fingering her like
crazy. When he tired and withdrew his hand, he was surprised to see her
go back to work on herself with both hands. Wasn't I good enough?"
he asked sheepishly. "Great," she said, "but these crabs
are still itching!"
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