Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didnt have
a lot of money. between them, they could only raise the staggering sum
of 50 pence.
Murphy says, " Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door
to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus says, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at
all!!"
Murphy replied, "Don't worry, just follow me."
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of
Guinness
and two glasses of Jamison Whisky.
Shamus says, "Now you've lost it!! Do you know the trouble we'll
be in?
We haven't got any money !!" Murphy replied with a smile,
"Don't you worry, lad, I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the
sausage through
my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them
out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk all
for free. At the tenth pub Shamus says, "Murphy, I don't think I
can do any more o' this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me! "
Murphy replies, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the
third pub."
