A man and a woman, who have never met before, find
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental
train.
Although initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the
two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in
the lower.
At about 2:00 am, he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a
great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get
your own @#+% blanket."
