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| This week's joke... |
A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar when he spots a fabulous
babe walking in on the arm of some ugly man. He asks the bartender about
her and is surprised to discover that she's a prostitute.
He watches her the rest of the night, amazed that someone so attractive
could be available to him. The next night he goes back to the bar, and
sure enough she shows up again, only this time alone.
The guy gets up his nerve and approaches her. "Is it true you're a
prostitute?"
"Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for you?"
"Well, I dunno. What do you charge?"
"I get $100 just for a handjob. We can negotiate from there."
"$100!! For a handjob? Are you nuts?"
"You see that Ferrari out there?" The guy looks out the front
door, and sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked outside.
"I paid cash for that Ferrari with the money I made on handjobs.
"Trust me, it's worth it."
The guy mulls it over for a while, and decides what the hell. He leaves
with her, and gets the most unbelievable experience he's ever had. This
handjob was better than any complete sexual experience in his miserable
life.
The next night he's back at the bar, waiting eagerly for her to show up.
When she does, he immediately approaches her. "Last night was
incredible!"
"Of course it was. Just wait till you try one of my blowjobs."
"How much is that?"
"$500"
"$500!?! C'mon, that's ridiculous!"
"You see that apartment building across the street?" The guy
looks out front at a 12 story apartment building. "I paid cash for
that building with the money I made on blowjobs. Trust me, it's worth
it."
Based on the night before, the guy decides to go for it. He leaves with
her, and once again is not disappointed. He nearly faints - twice. The
next night he can hardly contain himself until she shows up. I'm hooked,
you're the best! Tell me, what'll it cost me for some pussy?"
She motions for him to follow her outside. She points down the street,
where between the buildings he can see Manhattan. "You see that
island?"
"Aw, c'mon! You can't mean that!"
She nods her head. "You bet. If I had a pussy, I'd own
Manhattan!" |
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