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| ADULT JOKES |
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| This week's joke... |
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's
house.
One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt the little
girl. He holds up the football and says, "See this football?
Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!"
The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the
encounter. The mother runs out and buys the girl a football.
The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him
the football, yelling "Nah na nah na nah!" The little boy gets
mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boys bike,
and girls can't have them!"
Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boy's
bike.
Now, the little boy gets mad. So he drops his pants, points at his
private parts, and says, "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and
your mother can't go buy you one!"
The next day as the boy passes the house he asks the little girl,
"Well, what do you have to say NOW?" The little girl pulls up
her dress and says... "My mother told me that as long as I have one
of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
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